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Clever Narwhal

James Schlarmann

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  • 400
    Space, Uncategorized
    1

    The Milky Way Is Going To Crash Into Another Galaxy Sooner Than Expected

    Far be it for me to be an alarmist, but I have to relay some important news to you about our galaxy, the Milky Way....

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 340
    Drugs
    1

    Scientists Study 9 Recreational Drugs and Rank Them From Safest to Deadliest

    Recreational drug use is certainly a subject that could use a lot more scientific research. For decades, especially in the United States, using drugs in...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 160
    Climate Change
    2

    Prepare for a Deep Freeze: The Polar Vortex is Breaking Into Three Parts

    When I read a story on Axios today about the polar vortex potentially splitting into three pieces, I first had to remind myself what the polar...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 4090
    Animals, Funny

    Man accidentally releases 250 live crickets in his house, hilarity ensues

    Who hasn’t accidentally unleashed a real-life biblical plague in their home before, really? Chris Ingraham is a reporter for The Washington Post and on Twitter recently recounted...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 290
    Health, Human Rights, Politics

    A U.S. doctor said she would ‘purposely give the wrong meds to Jews’

    Oh, don’t worry. This post isn’t going to be overly political, and I know that sadly antisemitism can foment anywhere on the political spectrum. But,...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 260
    Funny

    Amazon delivery confirmation shows customer a picture of their package in mid-air

    The holiday shopping and shipping season has come to an end. With what we’re going to show you now, it’s important to remember that during...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 90
    Death

    The 2019 Death List Has Been Released. Is Your Favorite Celebrity On It?

    A group that calls themselves the “Death List Committee” has put out its annual list of celebrities and rank them according to who is more...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago
  • 310
    Opinion

    Louis CK Has Every Right To Work Out His New Alt-Light Garbage Material Whenever He Wants

    Nuance. It’s a hell of a drug. Over the weekend, audio leaked from a set comprised of some material that non-consensual masturbatory icon and also...

    James Schlarmann
    by James Schlarmann 7 years ago7 years ago

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